Vito Effect

Anonymous asked: wow! you're awesome! you play lotsa instruments. i'm a frustrated guitarist!! how do i learn from the web? i'm seeing videos but it don't seem that easy. lol

Thanks! True! It isn’t that easy but if you really want to learn it, it’ll actually seem easy. Here’s how: 1. You have to really want to play the guitar! 2. Get a guitar. 3. Check out ViewDo’s channel on YouTube. They got good stuff for beginners. 4. View videos on how to strum. It’s given little attention, but it’s actually the most challenging part for beginners.

Quick tip: Learn chords G, C, Em, D, and A. You can play hundreds of songs with these chords alone. You don’t have to learn all chords at once. Try to play one song with this pattern, let’s say Passenger Seat (G Em C D). Then strum with Down! Down! Up-Up-Up-Down! When you get to play a song in one seating, everything else will follow. The crap with learning everything basic! Just play a song and sing with it. Hope this helps. Good luck!

A gourmet in suit pierced with such awe
Ceased the audience blankly stunned by his crow.
Cried the lady, “I’m all wet,
Dropped my panty
Find it quick or I’ll wed early.”

At a flash she appeared like a nun
Tamed by the sight of the gourmet with a goddess so tan.
Wept the lady, “I’m not all pretty,
Amazingly and superficially she is
I can never be his.”

A rather handsome deity punctured the scene
Widened her eyes and her undies once again unseen.
Whispered the woman, “It’d better be gone,
Because this man shall coat
My burning downhill with an oath.”

She was all dressed again in an instant
After spotting him with a gay looking male with a pocket too fat.
Howled the girl, “What a snoop so fake,
Gorgeous men have turned gay
For the riches of the world have led them astray.”

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